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THE STORY OF JACOBS LIFE
FOR SHAWN O'NIEL
shawns dad

THIS IS MY WEB PAGE
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THIS IS PROBLY GOING TO BE VERY BORING
MY WHOLE LIFE CONSISTS OF BASICLY EVERYTHING I NEED THERES EATING SLEEPING PAINTBALL DIRTBIKE TV COMPUTER NINTENDO AND THATS ALL I REALLY NEED TO GET BY IN LIFE
I PROBLY SHOULD PUT SOMETHING INTERESTING IN THIS THING BUT I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT COULD BE INTERESTING IN MY LIFE
 

OK THIS ONE TIME I WAS IN THE WOODS WITH MY FRIEND RIDING AROUND ON DIRTBIKES YEA KNOW AND ALL OD THE SUDDEN WE TAKE THIS PATH AND START RIDING AROUND ON THIS FARM LIKE JUST SCREWIN AROUN AND IT SUPRISINGLY TURNS OUT THIS DUDE FLIPPED OUT ON US LIKE A FREAKIN OPOSSUM IM NOT KIDDING EITHER THIS DUDE WAS LIKE REALLY SCREECHING AT US SO HE BRINGS US DOWN TO THIS BARN AND GETS OUR NAME AND NUMBER HE WENT INSIDE TO CALL OUR PARENTS AND WE TOOK OFF LIKE NO OTHER BACK TO THIS SPOT IN THE WOODS FOR A GOOD 15 MIN AND THEN WENT HOME HE NEVER DID CALL OUR PARENTS AND TO THIS DAY WE LIVE

OK IN 5TH GRADE I WAS AT THE BUS STOP AND THERES THIS LIGHTER SITTING THERE AND IM LIKE DEBATING ON WETHER TO PICK IT UP OR NOT SO I DO AND I TAKE THIS THING TO SCHOOL  AND I LIGHT MY DESK ON FIRE YES FLAMES WERE POURING OUT OF MY DESK AND MY FAT TEACHER STARTS STOMPING THEM OUT AND THE WHOLE FLOOR WAS LIKE SHAKING AND I GOT 2 DAYS OUT OF SCHOOL SUSPENSION AND 2 IN SCHOOL SUSPENSION

OK IM SITTING AT THIS KIDS HOUSE (SHAWN O'NIEL) WITH A COUPLE OTHER KIDS AND THIS 8 YEAR OLD BRAT COMES UP AND STARTS SMASHING PAINTBALS IN THIS KIDS DRIVE WAY AND IM LIKE DUDE U BETTER STOP BUT INSTEAD OF STOPPING THIS 8 YEAR OLD BRAT WHAILS A PAINTBALL AT THIS KIDS GARAGE DOOR SO  THIS KIDS DAD COMES OUT OK  AND HE STARTS TWEAKIN AND HE LIKE KICKED ME OFF HIS PROPERTY AND TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA BEAT MY @$$ IF I DIDNT LEAVE SO THEN I GET AROUND TENISH AND SHAWNS DAD CALLS ME AT 10:30 AND HE SAYS THAT I HAVE TO GO CLEAN UP THESE PAINTBALLS THAT I DIDNT PUT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO CLEAN THEM UP WHEN THIS GUY SAYS HES GONNA BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF ME IF I GO ON HIS PROPERTY ONE MORE TIME TURNS OUT SHAWN SAID TO HIS DAD THAT I THREW EVERY SINGLE PAINTBALL AND THIS ONE DAY AFTER SCHOOL WE GO UP TO TJS HOUSE AND I KICKED HIS TEETH IN AND BEAT THE TAR OUT OF HIM